Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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