Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
