Are we in a gay sports bar?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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