I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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