I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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