And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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