At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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