i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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