Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
What a dumb baby whore.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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