We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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