You're my little dorito
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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