Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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