So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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