nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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