You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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