that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just google imaged poop.
Say something about gay babies.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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