im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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