ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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