And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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