nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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