Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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