Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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