The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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