Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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