The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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