new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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