just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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