do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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