They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Say something about gay babies.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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