i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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