i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
