Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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