Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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