it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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