how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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