okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
