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I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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