So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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