Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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