Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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