it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
This is my gift to your gina
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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