I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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