Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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