I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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