i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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