OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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