question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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