I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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