honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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