Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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