i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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