im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
