is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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