it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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